A Little Playoff Poetry
By Zach
So many games, so little time
So much to summarize
Wade's fall and return
39 minutes of 2000 Shaq
Hinrich's poise and Gordon's fire
Announcers saying "Nocioni and Deng"
Dirk and JET playing D?
The smoking wreck of the Griz
Anthony Johnson's Game 6
An unlikely Old English
Carter and Jefferson soaring down
Upon the rim like hawks (or a Hawk)
The consistancy of TD
The fire of Artest
Tony P's unyielding quickness
Who the hell is Kevin Martin?
Methodical as always, the Pistons
ground the Bucks below their wheels
At least one part of the American
motor industry is still producing
The Clippers lending hope to all
the hapless fans and followers of
The Royals, the Pirates, and even
The Arizona Cardinals
Cassell and his "huevos grandes,"
Brand and his steadiness
Maybe next year Carmelo can keep
his team from Job-like luck
And last of all, and far from least
The two series which have had it all
LeBron's look
Gilbert's glare
Kobe's killshot
Steve's stoicness
A fadeaway J which we all knew
Was going nowhere but straight in
A late-game drive which had all the coaches
Worldwide screaming "seal the baseline"
A clothesline, a crossover
A Raja and a Smush
It's basketball at its finest
Men in their athletic prime
Feats of unrelenting greatness
Plus plenty of Charles Barkley
And we've still got another
Three rounds left to play...
So much to summarize
Wade's fall and return
39 minutes of 2000 Shaq
Hinrich's poise and Gordon's fire
Announcers saying "Nocioni and Deng"
Dirk and JET playing D?
The smoking wreck of the Griz
Anthony Johnson's Game 6
An unlikely Old English
Carter and Jefferson soaring down
Upon the rim like hawks (or a Hawk)
The consistancy of TD
The fire of Artest
Tony P's unyielding quickness
Who the hell is Kevin Martin?
Methodical as always, the Pistons
ground the Bucks below their wheels
At least one part of the American
motor industry is still producing
The Clippers lending hope to all
the hapless fans and followers of
The Royals, the Pirates, and even
The Arizona Cardinals
Cassell and his "huevos grandes,"
Brand and his steadiness
Maybe next year Carmelo can keep
his team from Job-like luck
And last of all, and far from least
The two series which have had it all
LeBron's look
Gilbert's glare
Kobe's killshot
Steve's stoicness
A fadeaway J which we all knew
Was going nowhere but straight in
A late-game drive which had all the coaches
Worldwide screaming "seal the baseline"
A clothesline, a crossover
A Raja and a Smush
It's basketball at its finest
Men in their athletic prime
Feats of unrelenting greatness
Plus plenty of Charles Barkley
And we've still got another
Three rounds left to play...
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